Wednesday, September 17, 2008

No Pain with Palin

I am sure you desire respite from the depressing economic news today.

So, I advise you to tune in (or watch the replay) of Sean Hannity's interview with Ms. Palin. My salient observations:

1) She has dialectical ancestors from a heretofore undiscovered county in Minnesota.

2) She should go back to her earlier hairstyle, to avoid distracting most of those of us with Y chromosomes.

3) We should petition Alaska to begin sending checks to those of us in the lower 48 as well.